“Cover To Cover – Jesus in all the Bible (David) Part 14 | Doug Batchelor FYTube



“Cover To Cover – Jesus in all the Bible (David) Part 14 | Doug Batchelor

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  1. I am THEIST which means….. (Theist – a person who believes in the existence of a god or gods, specifically of a creator who intervenes in the universe. ALL RELIGIONS)

    > I am definitely human, but I have a very early version of the human brain (I actually believe that there is an invisible flying wizard in the sky).

    > I have to pray for things because I am not capable of achieving anything myself.

    > I am not capable of making a decision on my own – God makes my decisions for me.

    > I am not capable of taking responsibility – God takes responsibility for me. If I Fxxx up, it's Gods fault, never my fault!

    > I am not capable of understanding Science. But my God says it don't matter cos God knows all the answers.

    (Ok, he was wrong about the witches, but we Theists only slaughtered a few hundred thousand before we stopped…)

    > I am 100% arrogant about what I know, even though 6.5 BILLION people say I'm wrong. I speak with God (don't you know), of course I'm always right.

    > I am ridiculously ignorant of the things I do not know. That's because there is nothing I and God don't know.

    > Knowing I have God on my side means I am better than you.

    > My God, out of the 30,000+ Gods is the ONLY GOD. I know this because I am Theist and I am right.

    "THEIST" = "THE" "1ST" in BULLSHIT (First in Arrogance and First in Ignorance as well!)

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