I'm a plant rights activist. And since an insane amount of plants are fed to animals, compared to if we eat the plants ourselves (only 7% of soy beans are consumed by humans!!), I decided to inflict less harm by becoming vegan.
>"Fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts, man? Nuts are great for
>"uh… yeah, I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in season."
>"No, they grow in the ground."
>Joe nearly shits himself in surprise
>His guest tries not to sound condescending
>"Peanuts grow in the ground, kind of like-"
>"Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie, Google "peanuts growing in ground". HOLY SHIT"
>"Yeah, just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes."
>Joe Rogan breathes heavily into the mic
>"That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would fuck them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would fuck up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."
I'm a plant rights activist. And since an insane amount of plants are fed to animals, compared to if we eat the plants ourselves (only 7% of soy beans are consumed by humans!!), I decided to inflict less harm by becoming vegan.
Gonna starve myself to death because I don’t wanna hurt anything in the world guys, I feel freaking like a desperate
>Joe leans into the mic
>"Fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts, man? Nuts are great for
>"uh… yeah, I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in season."
>"No, they grow in the ground."
>Joe nearly shits himself in surprise
>His guest tries not to sound condescending
>"Peanuts grow in the ground, kind of like-"
>"Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie, Google "peanuts growing in ground". HOLY SHIT"
>"Yeah, just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes."
>Joe Rogan breathes heavily into the mic
>"That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would fuck them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would fuck up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."
I have smoked precisely the right amount of weed to listen to this conversation.
I’m gonna start hugging trees