Tom Segura is a stand-up comic, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts, “Your Mom’s House,” with his wife, comic Christina Pazsitsky, and “Two Bears, One Cave,” with comic Bert Kreischer. He’s also the host of his own podcast, “Tom Segura en Español,” and is the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” His new comedy special, “Tom Segura: Sledgehammer,” premieres July 4 on Netflix. www.tomsegura.com
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Love Pink Floyd, love Roger Water's solo work too, Amused to Death is a great album – but the guy is a c*nt and his take on many things are erroneous and not based in fact – politics aside, even his band members disliked him for how he acted in regards to the band and the work.
I remember when we thought tom was funny!
Tom Segura and Joe Rogan: A Symphony of Satire
Verse 1: Tom Segura
From Cincinnati’s cradle to comedy’s crown,
Tom Segura’s sharp wit never lets us down.
With Christina P., they weave tales so spry,
Their podcast’s a tapestry of laughs that never die.
Chorus:
Tom and Joe, jesters of the night,
Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light.
With quips and tales, they banish the gloom,
Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room.
Verse 2: Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan’s a titan, in the ring and on stage,
From UFC battles to wisdom of the sage.
His podcast’s a journey through mind and might,
Exploring the cosmos, from morning ’til night.
Bridge:
Tom’s specials on Netflix, his humor so keen,
From “Ball Hog” to “Sledgehammer,” his wit is supreme.
Joe’s stand-up is sharp, his commentary precise,
With friends like Tom, they break comedy’s ice.
Chorus:
Tom and Joe, jesters of the night,
Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light.
With quips and tales, they banish the gloom,
Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room.
Outro:
From podcasts to specials, their reign is clear,
Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, legends we hold dear.
With each jest and jibe, they illuminate the show,
Two titans of comedy, with laughter in tow.
Tom Segura, the comedic artisan, crafts narratives with a deft touch in his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Disgraceful,” captivating audiences globally. His podcasts, “Your Mom’s House” and “Two Bears One Cave,” co-hosted with Christina Pazsitzky and Bert Kreischer respectively, are a testament to his narrative prowess and humor .
Joe Rogan, a polymath in entertainment, merges the worlds of stand-up comedy and UFC commentary. His podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience,” delves into a plethora of topics, engaging millions with its depth and breadth .
Together, Segura and Rogan epitomize the zenith of contemporary comedy, each bringing their unique, nuanced style to the stage and airwaves, forging connections through their masterful humor and storytelling.
Song: “The Laugh Factory Duo”
(Verse 1)
From Cincinnati’s heart, Tom Segura took flight,
With stories and laughs, he lights up the night.
Netflix specials and podcasts galore,
“Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” he’s got laughs in store.
He’s toured the globe with wit so quick,
In “Your Mom’s House,” he lays it thick.
With Christina by his side, the jokes never die,
In Austin, they laugh ’til they cry.
(Chorus)
Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene,
Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine.
Stand-up kings with a podcast reign,
Together they bring joy, through humor and pain.
(Verse 2)
Joe Rogan’s world, a wild ride,
From UFC to podcasts, he’s got nothing to hide.
“Fear Factor” fame, to “The Joe Rogan Experience,”
Deep dives into life, with no interference.
In Austin, they both found their way,
With mics and minds, they seize the day.
Elk meat and kettlebells, Joe keeps it real,
Tom’s tales and jokes, they’re the laughter seal.
(Chorus)
Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene,
Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine.
Stand-up kings with a podcast reign,
Together they bring joy, through humor and pain.
(Bridge)
Two bears in a cave, making the world laugh,
Tom and Joe, on a comedic path.
From specials to tours, they never rest,
In the world of comedy, they’re the best.
(Outro)
So here’s to Tom and Joe, the laughter we crave,
In every punchline, in every wave.
From Cincinnati to Boston, their laughter roars,
Two comedic giants, forever adored.
This song celebrates the comedic journeys of Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, highlighting their stand-up specials, podcasts, and significant contributions to comedy. Tom Segura is known for his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” and his popular podcasts “Your Mom’s House” and “2 Bears 1 Cave” . Joe Rogan, on the other hand, is famed for “The Joe Rogan Experience,” his work with UFC, and his past hosting of “Fear Factor” . Both comedians have found a home and a creative haven in Austin, Texas.
Killing babies is not freedom Joe