Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1206:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTW5cDxnjAg
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Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1206:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTW5cDxnjAg
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It cost him over 400 000 canadien in the end, no joke.
I'll start by saying I'm on Mike's side 100%…. but He's down playing it a lot. The bit goes more like "he sang for the pope everybody said he sucked, I was like "he's dying, he's living the dream, leave him alone", he sang for Céline Dion, people were like "he's out of tune, he sucks" man he's dying, he's living his dream, leave him alone. He ruined the national anthem at a Canadien game, same thing, i defended him. I always defended him. But now, 5 years later… he's still alive. Fuck man, DIE! Little fucker just doesn't wanna die!! you're sick, I defend you, YOU DIE! He just doesn't want to die!!. I've seen him last week in a waterpark, tried to drown him, DOESN'T WANNA DIE! I checked on the internet to see what his illness is, HE'S UGLY FUCK!
Update: Kid still alive. Mike Ward is still a GOAT, fuck that twerp and his attention whore mom.
I'm sorry but Jeremy IS ugly and when he sang for the pope, it sounded like someone was choking a cat!
Mike , on est avec toi!!
This is my translation of the version that is on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mOCu3_arpE
It is more of a bit than just a joke, and somewhat darker than Joe realizes, but it is very, very funny. Probably best to watch it first so that you get a sense of his delivery. However, one very important detail gets left out: THE HUMOUR COMES FROM WARD'S SUPPOSED HEARTLESSNESS.
For me, Céline [Dion], one thing impresses me: she sang for the Pope. She sang for the Pope when she was little, there was no other—yes, there was one other kid from Quebec who sang for the Pope, it was “little Jeremy”, I don’t know if you remember, a kid who had like a, like a subwoofer on his head? He–it was awesome, you stand next to him, you could hear the drive-thru orders from A&W, it was awesome—he was a little less good than Céline, let’s not kid ourselves. His voice was less like honey, he showed up and made like a “bah bah bah” but he was—he was doing his best.
I remember, at the beginning, everyone wanted to compare him to Céline. He came and everyone was insulting him, I was the only one to defend him—he shows up to sing for Céline—sorry, for the Pope—and everyone said, “man, he really sucks! Christ, he sucks, he’s off-key, he sings badly, he’s awful!” And I said, “Jesus, he’s living a dream. He’s dying and he’s living a dream, let him live his dream; his dream since he was little was to sing off-key for the Pope, and now he’s succeeding brilliantly…”
After that, he sang for Céline in [Las] Vegas, the same people said, “Jesus, he sucks! He sucks, he’s off-key, he sings badly!” I said, “Christ, he’s dying, he’s living a dream, let him live his dream. Jesus, it’s a dying kid who’s living a dream, let him live his dream.”
He sang for the [Montreal] Canadiens, right? He butchered the national anthem, and people said, “Christ, he sucks! He’s off-key, he sings badly,” and I was like, “Christ, he’s dying, he’s living a dream, stop insulting him, he’s living a dream, let him live his dream.” I defended him, and I didn’t stop defending him.
Except that now, five years later, Christ! He’s not dead yet!!! He won’t die, the little bastard! I defended him, like an idiot, and he doesn’t die! “I defend you; you kick the bucket, goddammit!” Christ, the heartless bastard! You can’t kill him! I saw him last summer at Bromont, the water slides, I tried to drown him, I wasn’t able. I wasn’t able! I went on the internet to see what his disease was—you know what he has? He’s UGLY, fer crissakes!