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  1. Forget the animals, this is how you die in Australia (especially for a tourist).
    No.5 on the list…fall from a hotel balcony. Yep, you're on the Gold Coast with your mates, camped in a high-rise apartment for a few nights, the beers are flowing, and you hang your pale northern hemisphere arse over the handrail…and you sir are street mince.
    No.4 on the list…drowning. You're on holidays, all relaxed, had a few beers, head to the beach, get caught in a rip…and you sir are fucked.
    No.3 on the list…car accident. Coming back from wherever, listening to a few tunes, had a beer or 10, take a corner too fast, wrap your rental around a 200-year-old eucalypt…and you sir are fuckerated.
    No.2 on the list…bad pill at a musical festival.
    No.1 on the list…sucker punch. You're staying in the back packers with your cheeky Irish mates, you head out to sample the nightlife, loaded up on beers, give a local some lip and next thing you know they are switching your life support off.

  2. Dude,, 2 snakes in one session, not many snakes in the city,, come to Tasmania, 3 tiger snakes before lunch,, most of the Tasmanian tigers was shot in the Adelaide Hills, not in tasmania,

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