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  1. I broke my ass on the first day I attempted to snowboard. I wasn't even a skier and therefore wasn't familiar with what any of the codes or symbols for the slopes or their implied difficulty meant. So initially, to a complete novice such as myself, a "Black Diamond", course sounded a lot cooler than it actually was. Like it wasn't bad enough that I was wiping out hard every 4 to 6 feet down the steeper side of a huge ass mountain. Only, to eventually smash my tailbone very badly halfway down and then to continue the nightmarish decent with a chipped tailbone. Although, I became good really fast right after at avoiding falling on my ass anymore and then avoiding wiping out all together. Because, it was excruciatingly painful the few times I refell on my broken ass. While, falling forward instead was also a bad option and really rough on the knees. However, near the end, things suddenly clicked and I finished the course looking more like a pro, by some flukey magic. Despite how physically destroyed I was that day and that I couldn't sit right for over a month. Yet, I still went out snowboarding the next day, not foolishly down the Black Diamond pro course this time either, haha. In which case, I did so smoothly from start to finish my second time. As much as my tailbone was throbbing, pain is only an annoyance to me, that has never stopped me . If anything it's like a driving force, if I'm pissed off, I'm more driven. Plus, I'm a hardcore blue collar type. I've never had physiotherapy, instead I've always had business as usual and your crappy life goes on with your broken ass. Whereas, my whole life, average hardworking Joe's like myself, with our only best options being the occasional Advil or other ibuprofen or pain relief medicine or drinking alcohol responsibly to numb the pain or my personal favorite, to blaze cannabis chronically. All while working through the pain until it goes away and maybe taking it a little easier for the next two months until things go back to a relatively normal. That's my ass break experience on the non even playing field called life.

  2. I broke my ass on the first day I attempted to snowboard. I wasn't even a skier and therefore wasn't familiar with what any of the codes or symbols for the slopes or their implied difficulty meant. So initially, to a complete novice such as myself, a "Black Diamond", course sounded a lot cooler than it actually was. Like it wasn't bad enough that I was wiping out hard every 4 to 6 feet down the steeper side of a huge ass mountain. Only, to eventually smash my tailbone very badly halfway down and then to continue the nightmarish decent with a chipped tailbone. Although, I became good really fast right after at avoiding falling on my ass anymore and then avoiding wiping out all together. Because, it was excruciatingly painful the few times I refell on my broken ass. While, falling forward instead was also a bad option and really rough on the knees. However, near the end, things suddenly clicked and I finished the course looking more like a pro, by some flukey magic. Despite how physically destroyed I was that day and that I couldn't sit right for over a month. Yet, I still went out snowboarding the next day, not foolishly down the Black Diamond pro course this time either, haha. In which case, I did so smoothly from start to finish my second time. As much as my tailbone was throbbing, pain is only an annoyance to me, that has never stopped me . If anything it's like a driving force, if I'm pissed off, I'm more driven. Plus, I'm a hardcore blue collar type. I've never had physiotherapy, instead I've always had business as usual and your crappy life goes on with your broken ass. Whereas, my whole life, average hardworking Joe's like myself, with our only best options being the occasional Advil or other ibuprofen or pain relief medicine or drinking alcohol responsibly to numb the pain or my personal favorite, to blaze cannabis chronically. All while working through the pain until it goes away and maybe taking it a little easier for the next two months until things go back to a relatively normal. That's my ass break experience on the non even playing field called life.

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