Taken from JRE #1405: Sober October Recap w/Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura: https://youtu.be/H4gdLhOp3OE
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Taken from JRE #1405: Sober October Recap w/Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura: https://youtu.be/H4gdLhOp3OE
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That was the funniest shit……
I was in marching band and it was my first year playing sousaphone. I already had 2 years doing it playing the trombone. We’re mid-season and I stupidly decide to eat Mexican food before band rehearsal. It was from a mom and pop shop which unfortunately closed down due to financial reasons. Anyways, we were on the turf, and we do our breathing exercises, and a lap around the track. We come back to our instruments and I am in my drill spot (50-yard line, 4 steps from front sideline), and I put on my sousaphone. Apparently there was a northward wind, which was odd, since our field stretches from N-S, so we were marching drill in a headwind. We set up for box drill, which at the time was 8 forward, 8 left, 16 back, 8 right, and 8 forward. By the time I switch my hips for the backwards march, I let out a 16-count fart, which wasn’t too audible since we were counting loudly. We get back to our spots, I turn around and my entire line is gasping for air.
Moral of the story- don’t eat Mexican food before band rehearsal or you’re gonna have more tubas than you bargained for
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I wanna hangout with these guys but I don't wanna hangout with them.
You can really capture a fart in a cup?