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  1. "Adam Eget always wears a suit, the kind of suit a poor man

    thinks a rich man wears. He’s a man who acts like a bigshot but he

    knows I know what he is. He was a smallfry when I met him and he’s

    a smallfry now. I’ve known him for a right smart spell, since my days

    at SNL in New York City, New York. That’s where I found him,

    making a living underneath the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off

    punks for fifteen dollars a man. He said he was eighteen at the time,

    and he looked considerably younger, but he had a car so I made him

    my assistant. I figured I’d let him work at 30 Rockefeller Center,

    where his job was to do whatever it was I said—to make all my

    wishes real. He was good at it. Some men are just born to do other

    men’s bidding, and Adam Eget is such a man. It’s a gift that pocketed

    him plenty in the shadow of the bridge. And he can wear his big

    man’s suit and order around waitresses and busboys all he wants, but

    it doesn’t impress me one bit. Like I said before, I know what he is

    and he knows that I know it." – Norm Macdonald (from the book: "Based on a True Story")

  2. Hey everybody now that Norm is dead Adam has been put out of a real job so he’s gone back to his old ways…Jacking off guys under the queensburrow bridge 15 bucks a man.

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